Thursday, September 1, 2011

Edisi Mengutuk Wanita (English)

Terdapat satu nota di Bank Lobby yang berbunyi gini:

"Please note that this Bank is installing new Drive-through ATM machines enabling customers to withdraw cash without leaving their vehicles. Customers using this new facility are requested to use the procedures outlined below when accessing their accounts.

 Selepas beberapa bulan, MALE and FEMALE procedures telah dibangunkan dan digunapakai.

Pada nota di ATM tersebut, terdapat arahan seperti ini, ''Please follow the appropriate steps for your gender'':

MALE PROCEDURE

1. Drive up to the cash machine.
2. Put down your car window.
3. Insert card into machine and enter PIN.
4. Enter amount of cash required and withdraw.
5. Retrieve card, cash and receipt.
6. Put window up.
7. Drive off.

FEMALE PROCEDURE

1. Drive up to cash machine.
2. Reverse and back up the required amount to align car window with the machine.
3. Set parking brake, put the window down.
4. Find handbag, remove all contents on to passenger seat to locate card.
5. Tell person on cell phone you will call them back and hang up.
6. Attempt to insert card into machine.
7. Open car door to allow easier access to machine due to its excessive distance from the car.
8. Insert card.
9. Re-insert card the right way.
10. Dig through handbag to find diary with your PIN written on the inside back page.
11. Enter PIN.
12. Press cancel and re-enter correct PIN.
13. Enter amount of cash required.
14. Check makeup in rear view mirror.
15. Retrieve cash and receipt.
16. Empty handbag again to locate wallet and place cash inside.
17. Write debit amount in check register and place receipt in back of checkbook.
18. Re-check makeup.
19. Drive forward 2 feet.
20. Reverse back to cash machine.
21. Retrieve card.
22. Re-empty hand bag, locate card holder, and place card into the slot provided.
23. Give dirty look to irate male driver waiting behind you.
24. Restart stalled engine and pull off.
25. Redial person on cell phone.
26. Drive for 2 to 3 miles.
27. Release Parking Brake.

p/s: Para reader wanita, jangan mara aaa.. gurau gurau je.. Selamat hari raya.. hahaha.. ^^

9 Drop Your Comment:

.::: Princess MOMOY :::. September 7, 2011 at 11:34 AM  

hihi...ompuan mmg complicated
adess

Bella Bell September 8, 2011 at 5:17 PM  

hahahahhahahaha.... pompuan mmg cam tu.. :D

cik azeya September 10, 2011 at 12:56 PM  

hahaha.


susah betul jadik perempuan.
cerewet plus complicated.

XD

Yumida October 2, 2011 at 9:41 PM  

ader ker peraturan gini... hihi

admin November 4, 2011 at 9:29 PM  

follow blog ni juga jomwayangku.blogspot.com

cantekk November 11, 2011 at 8:29 AM  

amboi, smpai mcm tu skali, nampak beno mnipunye =D

tak hagak2 kan,,

mykhalis November 17, 2011 at 4:30 PM  

orang pompuan..

Mentadak Mentadu November 28, 2011 at 1:20 PM  

amboi boi boi..hahah

.::: Princess MOMOY :::. December 5, 2011 at 6:51 PM  

bro lama x nampak bro

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